I believe you probably found this thread, and unfortunately my answer still stands:
I just tried the "Duplicate Tab Helper" extension in Chrome to see if it had improved, but I couldn't even get that to work.
There's probably some way to properly jerry rig this with Hype's Export Scripts and AppleScript; I just remember that the solution we tried wouldn't be allowed on the Mac App Store (and I think also required lots of fragile permission prompts).