As I mentioned ... the hash example is the way to go. I just mentioned Mark as he did something in the past using a .htaccess file. Couldn't remember why you used it, Mark. Just thought it might be something here. I understand what Davirus [he] is trying to do and of course the hash technique is probably the way to go.
I'm assuming it's a setup on the same network as he mentions local above. A .htaccess file would work but I wasn't sure what you were doing with it before i think it was serving a specific doc based on language? something like that.
Just to re-iterate @Davirus ... use the hash technique in the link above.
[waves his hands] "These are not the droids you're looking for!"